I've failed miserably at writing fic for the last two days, but with luck I'll be back in the game from here on out. So without further ado I bring you some consolatory advent crack.
Title: the things they never tell you in the job description
Warnings: Crack. Lots and lots of crack.
Spoilers: Brief references to 'The Gates of Avalon' and 'The Moment of Truth'
Summary: Why Arthur and Merlin decided that he was the best port of call for relationship advice the dragon will never know; what he does know is that destiny has a cruel sense of humour. ( utter utter crack within )