UTHER LOOKING AT ARTHUR WHILE MERLIN MOANS BENEATH HIM.

This is... This is.... Possibly the most depraved thing I've ever read in this fandom, so help me God. (No, really. God? Please help me. Because I enjoyed this FAR TOO MUCH and there is obviously an EVIL LITTLE HANDBASKET just waiting to CARRY ME INTO HELL.)

The "casual ownership" Uther displays at the end probably hit me hardest (no pun intended!) of all. Gah. Do you even know how much of a kink that is of mine? I just. Wow. That. Eyes lit with possibility. Unbroken will.

PLEASE (E)RECTIFY IT, UTHER.

*brain-scrambled static*