Oh. Oh, sweet, innocent Jam. What you do to the world.

There's so much space for The Wrong in this Camelot, isn't there. So much to pervert. Oh ghods. All the... things... are starting to come creeping out of the dark cornersof my mind.

I will not fic. I am better than this. I will not fic.

Oh Jam. What a very, very bad thing you have just done.