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02 03 09
phantomjam: (Merlin/Arthur - red)
*jumps merrily on the bandwagon* Write 10 different categories of fic, each in 10 words or less.

1. Angst:
Merlin falls asleep; he doesn’t wake and he never will.

2. AU:
‘Five assassins have already failed.’
Morgana smiled calmly. ‘I won’t.’

3. Crack!fic:
Merlin looked nervous. ‘Arthur, I’m pregnant, and Morgana’s the father.’

4. Crossover:
‘THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAA!’
‘Actually,’ Merlin interrupted tentatively, ‘this is Camelot.’

5. First Time:
Afternoon sun dappled the sheets; unhurried, they took their time.

6. Fluff:
Merlin woke snug in Arthur’s arms. ‘Morning,’ he smiled sleepily.

7. Humour:
‘Merlin, tell me you didn’t turn Gaius into a chicken.’

8. Hurt/Comfort:
His magic soothed the pain; his lips erased her fears.

9. Smut:
Her scent clings to his gloves afterwards, musky and intimate.

10. UST:
He almost kissed Merlin once. He didn’t; he wanted to.


In other news I'm (slowly) working on fic for the pay it forward meme and I should hopefully have something to post for tomorrow. Also I decided to treat myself to a paid account for my birthday. This may or may not have been motivated largely by my desire for moar pretty icons ;p
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02 04 09 (UTC)
[identity profile] shantirosa.livejournal.com
9. Smut:
Her scent clings to his gloves afterwards, musky and intimate.

So I'm just going to sit here and grin like a total dumbass because you totally wrote Uther/Morgana YAY. XD

Also? I'd totally read a long version of the AU. Or the crossover. Or Merlin/Morgana MPREG.
02 04 09 (UTC)
[identity profile] phantomjam.livejournal.com
Heh, Uther/Morgana, the lure is strong.

I'm taken with the AU myself - assassin!Morgana (who sees the future - now that is a useful power for an assassin) would kick ass. And Gwen would totally be her weapons dealer/best friend, and Merlin is her assassin partner (his general air of innocent incompetence is the perfect cover). And she gets contracted to kill Uther! But there are all sorts of plots and conspiracies afoot! With double-crossing and assassin!fights with Nimueh! And maybe Edwin! And of course plenty of Uther/Morgana and Merlin/Arthur!

(this is basically my shameless assassin fantasy where I picture Morgana wearing lots of leather and handling sniper rifles and knives *shallow*)
02 04 09 (UTC)
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[personal profile] woldy
I love the second. The Uther & Morgana fight was my favourite episode by far, & it would make for a fascinating AU fic.
02 04 09 (UTC)
[identity profile] phantomjam.livejournal.com
Yeah that idea is really taking root in my brain now; I may be forced to write it properly ;)
02 04 09 (UTC)
[identity profile] bewarethesmirk.livejournal.com

3. Crack!fic:
Merlin looked nervous. ‘Arthur, I’m pregnant, and Morgana’s the father.’

The stuff of nightmares. :D
02 04 09 (UTC)
[identity profile] phantomjam.livejournal.com
Merlin's not going to have an easy time explaining that one ;p
02 04 09 (UTC)
[identity profile] morrighan-sai.livejournal.com
These are pure gold. Though for a moment I almost passed out, due to having this sudden, terrifying vision of reading it all in one fic :D
02 04 09 (UTC)
[identity profile] phantomjam.livejournal.com
Ahahaha that would be the hideous doom fic of MADNESS! A 300 crossover with Merlin/Morgana mpreg, chicken!Gaius and assassin!Morgana. I think the internet might actually implode if that happened ;D
02 04 09 (UTC)
[identity profile] entangled-now.livejournal.com
I love all of these. I think stories in ten words or under are really hard but you've done them all brilliantly.
02 04 09 (UTC)
[identity profile] phantomjam.livejournal.com
Thank you! It was definitely harder than I expected - the number of times I had what I wanted only to discover it was eleven damn words. *trauma flashback* ;p
02 04 09 (UTC)
[identity profile] takadainmate.livejournal.com
I don't think I dare try this. The fics would only turn epic...

I enjoyed them though! (Especially the Angst one, which I found a little bit funny. Am I evil?)
02 04 09 (UTC)
[identity profile] phantomjam.livejournal.com
You are definitely unrepentantly evil (but that's half the fun). Come oooonnn, try it, what harm could it do? *innocent look*
02 04 09 (UTC)
[identity profile] vicky-v.livejournal.com
The idea of Morgana as an assassin is so horrifically hot. *__*

I may well have to try this. And what would be the verdict to me pimping this (the meme, not the post) at [livejournal.com profile] fandom_memes?
02 04 09 (UTC)
[identity profile] phantomjam.livejournal.com
I KNOW! It's the guns and the knives and the leather that get to me. She would kick ass.

It's a fun meme! Might as well pimp it and see what awesome fruit it bears :)
02 04 09 (UTC)
[identity profile] owari.livejournal.com
#3 = MADE OF WIN AND LULZ. Heck, they're *all* made of win. I loved the whole job lot. ♥
02 04 09 (UTC)
[identity profile] phantomjam.livejournal.com
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! ♥

Thank you! Although I kind of shudder to think about the logistics involved in 3 - there'd have to be some kind of mindbending mpreg/genderfuck combination going on there ;p
02 04 09 (UTC)
[identity profile] fridge-monkey.livejournal.com
i've now had my second foray into genuine merlin fandom and i enjoyed it immensely. you write really very well, so there. you played around with ten words, or fewer, and did it so damn well!

I LOVE 9. i think i've picked my merlin OTP now. i mean i kind of already had, but now it's just got to be done. uther/morgana ftw.

and the crossover is so beyond epic, heh, and so very funny that I think the neighbours now assume I'm an insane cackling loony. which is a fairly good assessment to make.

the UST one is damn good too.

02 04 09 (UTC)
[identity profile] phantomjam.livejournal.com
You know, if you just happened to be interested in the fandom, [livejournal.com profile] kingandward would be the Uther/Morgana comm. You know, just in case. *enables*

The crossover would be special. Half-naked Spartans poncing around Camelot causing mayhem FTW!
02 04 09 (UTC)
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[identity profile] puckling.livejournal.com
4. Crossover:
‘THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAA!’
‘Actually,’ Merlin interrupted tentatively, ‘this is Camelot.’



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA *ded*
02 04 09 (UTC)
[identity profile] phantomjam.livejournal.com
The 300 crossover, I COULD NOT RESIST!
02 04 09 (UTC)
[identity profile] xaritomene.livejournal.com
*grin* I'm sad that your crack!fic wasn't the MPREG HORDE FIC. (SEE WHAT I DID THAR? Oh, subtlety, how I ♥ you. :D)

In other news, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! *tackleglomps* I mean to say so when it was - you know - actually your birthday. *grin* But I was thinking of you, darlin'! :D To make up for my pathetic lateness, gimme any prompt you like, and I'll write it for you. Also, would you like a scarf? ^_^
02 04 09 (UTC)
[identity profile] phantomjam.livejournal.com
'What you did thar'? What do you mean? I seem to have somehow missed your point entirely! *wide-eyed in innocent confusion*

Thank you! Hmm, prompty-ness. What to do, what to do... I don't s'pose I could weasel a little snippet of the Merlin/Harry Potter crossover out of you, hmmm? *bats eyelashes* And OOH! SCARF! \o/!
02 05 09 (UTC)
[identity profile] wordsindreams.livejournal.com
That first one pretty much broke me.
02 05 09 (UTC)
[identity profile] saucery.livejournal.com
I love assassin!Morgana. SO PLAUSIBLE! (Scarily, even. Not to mention sexily. ZOMG black-lad leather heaven. <333333)

The crackfic made me lol. It also terrified me, which is a weird emotional combination of things, you know? And poor Arthur would probably be jealous that even Morgana's seed was more potent than his. (What the heck am I saying?)

FIRST TIIIIME. That one totally deserves an expansion into a fuller fic. I want to see them "taking their time". :D

Or, or, you know what? What if you linked all 10 together somehow in the one story! It would be an epic tale of love triangles and assassinations and pregnancies and revenge!

I totally have to do this. *totters off to do the same on her journal*
02 05 09 (UTC)
[identity profile] phantomjam.livejournal.com
ASSASSIN!MORGANA KICKS. ASS. With her sexy leather, l33t weapons skills and helpful precog dreams she would be unstoppable.

The crack one kind of terrifies me too. I've so far avoided trying to think too much about the detailed logistics of it all because it makes my head hurt. And also means you have to consider things like Morgana's seed. God.

The mere thought of trying to put them all in one is HORRIFYING. It would have to be a modern AU (because I have a fetish for sniper rifles ♥) with Merlin/Morgana assassin-partners accidental genderfucked mpreg, splitting off later into Merlin/Arthur and Uther/Morgana after M&M (hah, worst assassin team name ever) try to take out Uther and fail but instead end up as reluctant allies. Somewhere in this Gaius turns into a chicken, Merlin gets put under a sleeping spell and a bunch of random loincloth wearing Spartans turn up for no apparent reason.

...you know it actually makes a scary kind of sense.
02 09 09 (UTC)
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[identity profile] azdaja-dafema.livejournal.com
Oh, these are good. The first one hurt.
02 09 09 (UTC)
[identity profile] phantomjam.livejournal.com
Thank you! I had such trouble sticking to the word limit for some of them - they kept ending up at 11 words, as if they were taunting me.
02 16 09 (UTC)
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[identity profile] disprove.livejournal.com
That assassin!Morgana fic should totally be written. Like yesterday.
02 16 09 (UTC)
[identity profile] phantomjam.livejournal.com
I am so very, very tempted by assassin!Morgana. She would be such an epic kickass assassin. That would rock.
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